1. I didn’t want it to come to this but, here’s your sign: Dear door-to-door frozen steak and chicken guys and the dude who tried to sell me a bogus subscription to the Denver Post, Get off my lawn. More specifically, don’t knock on my front door unless you are on fire or have a novelty check for $1 million. Signed, ‘I also don’t wanna help your kid sell candy.’

    I didn’t want it to come to this but, here’s your sign:

    Dear door-to-door frozen steak and chicken guys and the dude who tried to sell me a bogus subscription to the Denver Post,

    Get off my lawn.

    More specifically, don’t knock on my front door unless you are on fire or have a novelty check for $1 million.

    Signed,

    ‘I also don’t wanna help your kid sell candy.’

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